Blind dates, bad kissers, breakup texts, nightmare hookupsits a jungle out there! Luckily, the authors of the bestselling Worst-Case Scenario series have created the most comprehensive handbook for surviving the wilds damour through every phase of a relationship, from courting and getting hitched to breaking up and moving on. Collecting hundreds of the best of the worst dating and sex scenarios from across the 27-book seriesand featuring dozens of new entriesthis bedside bible of illustrated, expert advice on romantic and not-so-romantic disasters will keep readers amused and safe in equal measure. Also including an appendix of pickup lines to avoid (or use), handy excuses, guide to body language, an Its Not You, Its Me letter template, and more.

• How to Deal with a Bad Kisser
• How to Enhance Your Online Dating Profile
• How to Break up with Your Boss
• How to Remove Difficult Clothing
• Pick up Lines to Avoid (or Use)

. . . and much more!